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End of Days (1999)

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Directed by Peter Hyams
Written by Andrew W. Marlowe
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The world is facing possible Armageddon on December 31, 1999. Satan has come to Earth disguised as Gabriel Byrne and is trying to bang a girl named Christine, which will somehow cause Hell on Earth. There's one wrench in his plan, though: Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger.
Arnold vs. Satan is a battle for the ages. Arnold's sidekick is Kevin Pollak, which is silly. I don't understand why Kevin Pollak would ever get a role in a movie, but it's somehow fitting for this one.
I was somewhat disappointed by this movie, but it was a decent action movie. I was expecting it to be really over the top, in the vein of Commando. It was ridiculous, don't get me wrong, it just could have had some one-liners and I'd have been set. Still, it was worth a watch and had a few laughs.

7/10
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