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Eragon (2006)

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Directed by Stefen Fangmeier
Written by Peter Buchman
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A boy finds a blue stone that turns out to be a dragon. It hatches and the boy becomes a "dragon rider." He sets off on a journey.
Zzzzz. What a boring, stupid movie. Eragon essentially poorly rips off Lord of the Rings, but adds a really awful looking CGI dragon. Besides the people watching this shitty movie, I feel bad for John Malkohttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifvich and Jeremy Irons. What are they doing in this terrible film?
I do not mind a stupid, trashy movie. Yet, I hate a boring, stupid movie. This movie will put your ass asleep. I watched it with Rifftrax and still could barely keep my attention focused on it. Do not see this, it sucks.

3/10
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