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Jocks (1987)

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Directed by Steve Carver
Written by Michael Lanahan and David Oas
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Wretched movie about a tennis team who travels to Las Vegas (I think) in order to play in a tennis tournament. Most of the scenes seemed overly long and boring. One of the keywords on IMDB is "kicked in the crotch," and that's exactly what it felt like when I watched this piece of shit.
I'll generally watch any piece of shit movie to the finish, but Jocks was so boring that I found myself fast forwarding after watching it for an hour. Now, I'm no fan of tennis, but I enjoyed the movie Wimbeldon. Clearly I can enjoy a tennis movie, but not this one. No sex, and not many jokes. It's just a shit movie that isn't any fun to watch.

2/10
1 comments:

I am a fan of tennis now!


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