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Beowulf (2007)

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Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avery
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This is the film version of the classic epic poem of the same name. Beowulf slays Grendel, only to unleash his mother, a dragon.
Okay, I have to admit that 1)I watched this with Rifftrax and 2)I didn't pay much attention to it. The movie looks horrible like a Playstation 1 game. The characters at best look like mannequins and at worst look like Sims. Grendel looks like a hunk of fat shaped to looks like a humanoid. I found the movie very boring to the point where I wanted to turn it off, but I was only a half hour until the end so I kept on. I have no idea why.

4/10
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