Demons (1985)
Directed by Lamberto Bava
Written by Dario Argento, Lamberto Bava and Franco Ferrini
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A girl is handed a free movie ticket after she gets off of the subway. She takes her friend to the movie. A prostitute puts a decorative mask on in the lobby and is pricked by it. She turns into a demon and turns others into demons. Now, the audience of this movie is stuck in the theater and being killed by stupid demons.
This is a really shitty movie. There is barely anything positive to say about it, though it does feature a dude riding a motorcycle (in a theater) while chopping up demons with a sword! That is pretty fucking cool. The rest of this flick ranges from schlocky to boring. It is gross horror, not scary horror.
It opens pretty decently, much like the film they are watching in the theater. That is where the problems come in, actually. The characters in the movie are WATCHING A MOVIE for like 15 minutes. Then they start turning into bullshit demons. Fuck that and fuck this movie.
Waste of a Netflix DVD.
3.5/10
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