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Fast Food (1989)

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Directed by Michael A. Simpson
Written by Clark Brandon and Lanny Horn
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Two ugly unlikable losers talk an attractive girl into turning her gas station into a fast food restaurant. One of the unlikable losers, the "hero" of the story, if you will, is a mulleted womanizer and the other is an insignificant jerk with no personality. Clearly these are the guys you make a movie around. Also, Jim Varney is the villain.
Things go awry for the losers and the attractive girl who owns the restaurant when they start using a secret ingredient in their sauce that makes you horny. Yet, there is no nudity (unless I missed it).
The way the main characters interact, mostly the girl and the mulleted loser, makes no sense to me. They spend the whole movie being really mean to each other, yet they end up in love at the end. Pretty stupid, if you ask me. When Jim Varney is the best part of a movie you know you're watching some real shit indeed.

2/10
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