Directed by Ed Quiroz and Jose Quiroz
Written by Ed Quiroz and Jose Quiroz
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Like many others, I didn't know that Todd Bridges has become one of the Quiroz Brothers' stock actors. Then again, like many others, I didn't know who the Quiroz Brothers were. I do now. They made the low budget, yet not completely horrible movie I Got 5 on It.
The movie begins with Todd Bridges buying weed and then seemingly getting pulled over by the exact same guy. We come to find out they are twins and perhaps in cahoots.
Now Todd Bridges' friends are trying to find some weed. They first go to Arnies' cousins' house. He just finished fucking an old woman and sticks his finger in Arnies' mouth when he rags on him for fucking an old woman. The finger was supposedly in her vagina. Then Rob has to shit, but there is no toilet paper so he uses the towel on the floor in the bathroom. The very same towel that Oscar's cousin claims to have used to "wipe the sex off of his dick."
After they buy weed from Arnies' cousin they quickly get pulled over by the same cop who arrested Todd Bridges. The cop laughs at their weakass weed, but not before Rob farts in his face. Arnie claims that the cop is the same guy he set up Todd Bridges with to get some weed.
They decide to go see another weed dealer named Barney Bubble, a pimp who always carries a white and green striped umbrella. His umbrella offered the most laughs to me in this flick. Before they get to Barney's they drive by the mall and see the twin brother of the cop that pulled them over. They decide that they are in cahoots and they need to get back at them.
At Barney Bubbles they buy an ounce for $500, which seems steep to me. They smoke some weed and decide they are going to rob the security guard and knock him out.
They follow the security guard to a Subway and steal his truck. Oscar decides they should go and rob his house and get them arrested for possession of coke. Barney Bubble picks Todd Bridges up from jail.
They frame those guys and smoke some weed and the movie ends at an hour and 14 minutes.
The filmmakers were trying, but are amateurs at best, which I forgave while watching the movie, and then found out they had several movies under their belt before this one. I guess these guys just suck.

4/10