Directed by Valerie Breiman
Written by Clark Kent
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Clark Kent penned this atrocious movie. That's right, Supermans' alter ego wrote a flick called Bikini Squad. Valerie Breiman is better known for directing the fatally bad Going Overboard starring a young Adam Sandler.
This is a movie about filming a Baywatch-esque TV show. The producer wants the show to end because he's losing money somehow (they explain that it's over budget every week, but if it's in syndication and huge in Europe then how is it losing money?). The producer hires a young woman to direct the show and also tries to sabotage it along the way.
Absolutely fucking terrible. It's hard to justify giving this a 4, but I'll try. 1) This is as bad as Hardbodies 2, which I apparently watched before I started this blog, but it's fucking awful. 2) It's not filmed that poorly. 3) There is nudity, and that makes a movie slightly more worth watching. 4) At least they are trying, they don't succeed, but they do attempt to make a decent campy movie. That's probably not a good justification for a 4, but fuck it. Just never watch this piece of shit so you can't argue with me about it.

4/10