Robot Holocaust

Ninja Squad (1986)

Labels: , ,



Directed by Godfrey Ho and Robert Young
Written by Stephen Soul
IMDB

This is an outrageously bad and kitschy flick directed by the horrible director Godfrey Ho. In this film ninjas are still assassins, but they are the kind of assassins that wear pink, red or yellow. Now exactly the colors I'd pick if I wanted to secretly assassinate somebody.



These two ninjas aren't doing anything in secret.
While Ivan the Red and Ninja Master Gordon prepare to do battle. NMG's protege Billy has his hands full with some local thugs that (and I could be wrong about this) are lead by Ivan the Red.
The fight scenes aren't too shabby, but the story, look of the film and the outrageous costumes are so ridiculous. If you and your friends get together to watch bad movies, this should jump to the top of your queue. It's fun, silly, has awesome music and the ninjas have the word "ninja" printed on their headbands just in case you forget what they are. This is so bad, see it.

9/10
0 comments:

Post a Comment

Rating Scale Explanation

The rating scale is simple. 1 is the worst 10 is the best and 5 is mediocre. 5.5 or greater is a movie that I at least find enjoyable. You could also think of 5 as a zero and 1 as a negative 5. I feel like that sounds even more convoluted.

Blog Archive