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Twilight (2008)

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Directed by Catherine Hardwicke
Written by Melissa Rosenberg
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Stupid movie about a teen vampire and the new girl in school. They awkwardly fall in love, play baseball.
Kristin Stewart is possibly the worst actress working today. She is atrocious in this movie. Saying that she is wooden would be an insult to wood, which is one of the best buidling materials.
The director of this movie is awful. The whole film looks fake. There is some weird effect that never goes away. I have no idea what it is called, but it sure is not good.
I hate the books, if for no other reason than it spawned this horrible movie.

3/10
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