Robot Holocaust

The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1985)

Labels: , ,

Directed by Jeff A. Ferrell
Written by Jeff A. Ferrell and Michelle Lichter
IMDB

This movie was shown on USA Up All Night, a movie block from my childhood that played ridiculous sex comedies, horror movies and trash in general. Without Up All Night, hosted by Rhonda Sheer and Gilbert Gottfried, I would probably only enjoy "good" movies.
This movie begins with Karla meeting her jerky high school friends, only to see four mysterious young women appear in the foggy distance. She goes home, but the four women, the titular vixens, have entered her house to return a teen magazine to her.
Karla's friend Stephanie has a major crush on one of her teachers. This teacher is the father of Paul, a boy that Karla is starting to date. When Paul leaves his house for his date with Karla, one of the vixens has come over to sleep with his dad. He tells Karla about it, who tells Stephanie, who tells the school board.
Meanwhile, the vixens have slept with many of the boys from school. They are disappointed and they are pissed. Furthermore, Stephanie and her douchey friends are angry at the vixens for sleeping with their boyfriends and love interests.
Paul's father has told him that his mother is a vixen who showed up 16 years ago, but returned to space. She's back, and is the one who brought the new crop of vixens to learn that Earth males are disappointing for themselves.
The vixens have began raging against the Earthlings, turning them into vegetables. Karla, Paul and his father go to space with the vixens.
This is an incredibly dumb movie, clearly. It's not a bad time, though, if you don't mind a silly movie that doesn't take itself too seriously. The actors are pretty straight-faced, but still fairly bad. There's no sex or nudity, which could have helped the movie be a little more interesting, to be honest. I laughed a few times at some of the more ridiculous situations, but overall it's not too funny. It's a fairly entertaining flick, but severely flawed.

6/10
0 comments:

Post a Comment

Rating Scale Explanation

The rating scale is simple. 1 is the worst 10 is the best and 5 is mediocre. 5.5 or greater is a movie that I at least find enjoyable. You could also think of 5 as a zero and 1 as a negative 5. I feel like that sounds even more convoluted.

Blog Archive